Friday, December 4, 2009
REAL LIFE E-MAIL... FOR THE RECORD I DON'T THINK THIS
I thought the Jesus Christ show was on Sunday. I didn't know it was broadcast during the week and that you hosted it. What a revelation! How does it feel to be omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent? How does it feel to know all things to the point where you can judge other people and rejoice in things that God doesn't rejoice in. Oh that's right, you are god, my bad, I forgot. And here I thought that God didn't rejoice in the death of even the unrighteous. Must have been a typo.
You probably would have sentenced King David to death after he committed adultry with Bathsheba and then had her husband murdered when he found out she was pregnant. Maybe you would have cast the first stone. No? How about after he caused the death of 72,000 fellow Hebrews because of satan entering his heart and causing him to sin against God? Hmm. And here I thought you called him "a man after your own heart." What's up with that god?
Remember Manasah? Do you remember how you warned him and the people and they didn't listen? You taught him didn't you? He caused Israel to sin worse than any king of Israel and Judah before him. You were ticked!!!!! But you showed him didn't you? I bet you were high-fivin' all of the angels when you sent the armies of Assyria to teach him a lesson. That will teach him to sacrifice his children on the fire of the son's of Hinnom. Oh wait, then you had mercy of him. Hold up, what's up with that? And what about that Ahab dude? You showed him mercy at one point and he didn't do anything to deserve it? Okay, I'm confused. You are god, aren't you? You sure made yourself out to god Tuesday morning.
You've never had a loved one die for the sake of another, have you? A parent, a sibling, a wife, a daughter or a son? Probably not. Never even crossed your mind has it? It's no wonder, such thing are unbearable to comtemplate. Your only child, dying for....Hitler, Ghangus Khan, John Wayne Gacey, Osama Bin Laden and other "sinners." Oh but that's right, they're not just sinners, they are SINNERS! There's no comparison to their sin and yours. Oh I'm sorry, god, you have no sin, at least none worthy of note. Not like mine and the rest of humanity's. Jesus died for the liars, the thieves, the dope pushers, the junkies, and maybe for the Madoffs and the liberal democrats but NOT for the child molesters, the cop killers, terrorists, suicide bombers, abortionists, etc., etc., etc.
It must be great being you. Did you get your black robe tailored or does one size fit all in heaven? What's your gavel made of, oak or the cedars of Lebanon? I bet it's gold plated, just like your ark. That was your ark wasn't it?
Well god, I hope you don't strike with a lightening bolt for this email. I have to say though, you sure fooled me with that John 3:16 verse.